Table of Contents

Extreme Bad Poetry Society

• Doh! Ray Mi
• Perused and Mused

The Wheel Series

• Friction Addiction
• The Treasured Wheel
• Driven to Distraction
• Nightmare Below The Georgetown Loop
• Toad's Mercedes
• Think Not Of Chrysler
• Snoopy vs The Red Porsche

The Name Series

• MommaSez
• To Our Anguished Denizen
• Zimmie - Man

Submitted Items

• Ode to Crack
• Eagle Lines...
• Friend 'o Mine
• Answers from the Sea
• Fooling Around The Arctic Circle
• Work Poetry
• Three by Sami
• Three by eRNEST aNTHONY wORKMAN
• The Call of Cthulhu
• I Am

Celebrity Poetry

• Like Dreamers Do
• Milhous

LK Limericks

• Vrum de Svedich Cheff

EBPS Members

Rev 4.0; September, 2002.